I’m calling foul.I am in touch with my lawyer Zahid Jamil about some very incriminating and defamatory photographs posted on various blogs. I am quite sure that these pictures have gone through a lot of electronic adulteration and thus fall under various clauses of Pakistan’s e-crime bill. I think it is my right to sue the likes of Jedi who claims to be my friend. But with posts like this and this, he’s definitely looking to talk to my lawyer. As for Mr. Owais, I want all pictures in these series, along with negatives and all copies made, immediately. And those who are still wording their malicious posts (yes you Jehan), I would suggest absolute refrain. My hot lawyer is one tough cookie when it comes to winning phones for legal fee. I’m open to out of court settlements and will be willing to drop my lawyer’s services if the offers are right. Failing any kind of settlement, I’d be left with no choice but to let you talk to my “Settlements Officer (aka The Goon)“. All of you have been warned. 17 comments to I’m calling foul. |
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Dude after reading your post – you had me there for a second… I thought wtf just happened? …phew! you got me through this post, I will tell you that mcuh, glad its all in fun and play!
FK
Oh dark lord, may I offer a humble lunch at Sakura as an initial peace offering, minus your able lawyer.
I will bring other copies that I still haven’t blogged about with me and we can then decide who picks up the tab.
Kiya baat hai – lunch at Sakura… Oh Jedi Knight please tag me along as your sidekick!
Hey I think I should be charging you for all the free publicity and comparisons with an A List Celebrity. Your lawyer has already been bought, rest we can settle over lunch/dinner.
Cheers
Hey whoever buys lunch at Sakura, I need to be part of the party. Otherwise check with Jedi and the tummy problems he had when he last had lunch at Sakura without me. BTW Faisal time to read my blog.
hello hello me too me too – it seems Sakura is about to be invaded!!!
FQ sue them to hell.
… ill be a willing paying guest for that lunch/dinner !!!
I’d like to see the ultimate showdown
Oh Now i come to know why all people were having cameras with them. That was the plan. LOL. Next time i will bring camera too.
Jedi. Dare you try to blackmail me? have you forgotten the drive from Isloo to Lahore? Have you forgotten the dinner at your home? Why must you insist on seeing my bad side?
Surrender all your pictures you mortal.
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Hey FQ your hot lawyer is nowhere in sight. Didn’t you know he was out of the country? That is one reason we DARE to do what we do
Where is Yusuf Jan when you need more potent gasoline for the fire!!!!!!!!
*shouting* YUSUF!!!!!!!! Come and give the much needed love to FQ (aakhi khaar yay kaoum piyaar ki bhooki hai)
FK
aaah but you forget FK that our dear Yusuf Jan is not a blogger and doesn’t frequent blogs. Must convert him somehow. He is too busy making money on Wall Street. Perhaps he could share some of it with us. Maybe he should pay for the Sakura lunch … now that is an idea!
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seriously! what are you guys in khi upto!!!
first, its playing online tag, now its suing for lunch??! what next? hostile takeovers?? lolz!
wish i could be there for lunch! why doesn’t the peace offering involve flying everybody to the capital for lunch??
or maybe flying down the islamabad crowd?? (i’m open to both ideas. lol)
Are you feeling deprived Mansoor? Well I am afraid that is what you get for living in a place that is 50 kms outside Pakistan
Move back to civilization while you still have a chance.